|I'm A Free MAn|
|Season Webseries, Episode 4|
|Air date||September 18, 2012|
|Written by||Kyle Bown & Kim Turrisi|
|Directed by||Arthur Anderson|
|“||You'll never guess what just went down in here.||”|
I'm A Free Man is the fourth webisode of Pretty Dirty Secrets. It aired on September 18th, 2012.
In this webisode, Noel and Shana talk and flirt inside the Rosewood Halloween Spooktacular Store. Noel picks up on her accent and learns that she is from South Carolina by way of New York. Shana knew of the infamous Noel Kahn before he even introduces himself, saying she heard about him from a friend.
Garrett appears and talks to Noel about Jenna, questioning her whereabouts, while Shana is secretly listening in on their every word. A mysterious woman in full costume, is seen leaving the dressing room looking at Noel and Garrett. Shana calls someone and begins to tell the person what she overheard.
Noel: I think this may be more your style.
Noel: Oh yeah all the dirty cops in Rosewood seem to be men. We could use one a little easier on the eyes.
Shana: You think so, I was thinking more, sexy nurse.
Noel: I was a doctor a few years ago. Gynecologist.
Noel (reading name tag): Shana.
Shana: What do I call you doctor?
Shana: Doctor Noel. [Looks toward fitting room] Are you here with someone?
Noel: Maybe. Maybe not. So why don't you tell me all about Shana?
Shana: I just moved here from New York.
Noel: That's not New York I'm hearing.
Shana: I grew up in South Carolina.
Noel: Ah so, Halloween. What are your plans?
Shana: I don't know, what do you people do around here?
Noel: Usually we come to my place. My parties are the stuff of legend. But I'm taking this year off. I have bigger plans.
Shana: So you're Noel Kahn.
Noel: Guilty as charged.
Shana: My friend told me about you.
[Garrett looks over at them]
Noel: Hold that thought.
[Shana walks away, continues to listen]
Garrett: Where's Jenna?
Noel: I'm not her keeper, Garrett.
Garrett: Look Kahn, someone's calling my house, hanging up when my mom picks up the phone. I want that to stop.
[Costumed girl steps out of fitting room]
Noel: What makes you think I know anything about that?
Garrett: You have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you?
Noel: Jenna's moved on. Get over it. [Pats Garrett's shoulder] She chose me.
Garrett: You think you've won, but you don't know her like I know her. She'll use you just like she uses everybody else. It's what she does. It's who she is.
[Shana dials a number on her phone]
Shana: You'll never guess what just went down in here.
- The identity of the costumed girl who emerges from the fitting room is unknown.
- This is the second time Shana has eavesdropped on a conversation.